Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Bunny Chronicles

I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when Im with Germans (sometimes those two overlap), coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course—wait for it—cause Lord knows I have—pregnancy scares.