Friday, April 22, 2011

Dads: The Original Hipsters

Your dad had unkempt hair before you did. Long before looking like you just rolled out of bed became a fashion and back in a time where you were never too drunk to drive, your dad had a man mane. He didn’t spend hours eloquently disheveling his hair with $40 salon level product, he earned his look. He styled his locks with morning sexual encounters with your mom, fist fights and a touch of “I don’t give a fuck.”

So hipsters, next time you’re running your dick beaters through your nappy strands in front of a dirty mirror in your studio apartment, remember….

your hair will never make you look so fucking gnar that people will assume you’ve killed a man.