Thursday, August 20, 2009

People Let Me Tell You 'Bout My Best Friend


She's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
She's a one girl cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

People let me tell you 'bout her she's so much fun
Whether we're talkin' woman to woman or whether we're talking bestie to bestie.
Cause she's my best friend.
Yes she's my best friend.


















Happy 30 to my bestie best, love of my life, hilarious, wonderful, mean, amazing Angel aka Angela, Angelique, The Gen, Slut Face, Bestie!!!!!!


In honor of this special day I have decided that I have a lot of shit to say about you. For in fact we have now been BFF for 2 years.

How we met:
Who in their right mind would have ever thought a northside pinup and a drunk suburban white girl would become the best of besties?! Not me! When we first met at work (Heritage Shit Balls!) you scared me a little (as most mexys do… what Im a whitey from white town!). So one day I remember you asked me if I liked to snowboard (which of fucking course I do… even though I buy a season pass with dead AJ and then never ever go… anyway side note.) We went downtown to a snowboard movie premier and it pretty much all started there… we both knew we would be together forever! Here is what happened:
-drunkness tequila shots with the craziest looking mexy Id ever seen in my life… grill included
-angry wife time cause some bitch was talking about lil aj
-me telling angel I had her back, little did she know at the time I can’t fight for shit, haha you thought I was strong and a good puncher!
-leaving the premier early and you trying to walk home from colfax
-drunk drunk drunk car rides
-not knowing where I live
-passing out on the downstairs couch
-vomit time!
-vomit time clean up
-best friends forever


Heritage Shit Balls Time:
I just have to say a quick fuck you to the worst, most corrupt, haterville job I have ever had. Fuck you Heritage. Ok, back to Angel! Since we met at work here is homage to that time. I miss working with you so much I die a little each day. Here is why:
-long lunches at RR
-the storage unit
-getting all your old office furniture when you upgraded
-myspace, gtalk, and email all day son… even when I was being spied on and you got caught calling AHOLE a dumb bitch
-mustache glasses
-agent a and agent j
-im afraid to wash my haaaiiiirrr
-MF from Manassas… holy hell
-commercial voice time
-ive tried every diet, even bulimia
-N the goody goody two shoes (I just want to punch you in your back)
-the transsexual massage therapists
-hiding in V’s office when we would hear boss voices and weren’t supposed to be over at the school… ok I wasn’t… you were fine
-wanting to move BB desk like she did yours!
-T asking you for your slutty clothes for Halloween
-R and J the crazies of Heritage and funny times all day son
-most of all: getting to hang out everyday all day!


Random Love:
So I quit and remember dead AJ told us we wouldn’t be friends anymore. He was so wrong. Even though we had a falling out due to my ex-bag of dicks, we have stuck it out and been there no matter what. I have so much fun with you, the most ever, and you make me laugh harder than anyone on the planet. Here are some of my favs:
-cow impersonators (look cows… eyes meet… mooooo mooooo)
-teaching me the proper way to smoke… then quitting while I was hooked… still am… I thank you for my lung cancer
-tan and highs
-tattoo drinking smoking pill popping JYI times
-conquering bests thanks to above mentioned
-lip tattoos
-my papasan in my old spare bedroom
-shadows
-rositas with margaritas and learning about menudo (yuckers)
-loveland halloween
-3oh!3
-oldies
-singing in the car (usually to oldies on mix tape)
-rehab for the besties



Here is How I Know We Will Be Besties Forevs:

Just yesterday:
-happy hour came to us
-don’t you have anything easy to shoot? Like spiced rum? Bahahahaha


And most of All…BUNNY AND THE GENERAL






HEARTS. YAY. HAPPY BDAY. WORD.







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